So how many of us out there literally follow our dreams? I have so many ideas stuck up in my head that I really think will make money and I want to make it happen!! Most of them are silly about becoming famous but I really think I can make it, especially in this day and age where one Utube video makes your 15 minutes of fame come to life. I would like to be one of the finer few who gets to laugh all the way to the bank...
First and foremost there is such a need for mainstream openly gay comedians and I really think I was born to fill the role. If Ross Matthews and Loni Love had a homo love child I would be it, not because I'm black, but I have had enough in me to count as the partial black supporting/loving race...haha! I really want Chelsea Handler to hear my cause and let me come prove myself on her round table. I've never ventured into the improv open mic nights and I really should, by next month I will do that activity and let you know if I bomb...
On that note, can I get an audition for SNL?? I am so in love with Seth Meyers and I love weekend update, but am such a bigger fan whenever there are 2 co-anchors. Who will fill that spot? THE PIONEER QUEER! I have so much political rantings that I want to sound off like my dear idols Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, and who better than a Gay Government Guru?? Politically correct?--What the fuck is that? There is just so much that continues to happen in our world and it is completely insane! Where do these self loving assholes get off? Why can't we all just work together and love each other and fix our government with a ton of common fuckin sense...can I get a what what?? Plus if that were to workout, I have this fantastic idea for a series of sketches where I can impersonate celebrities acting like other celebrities...like double impersonation! Its sounds crazy when I write it down but I think it would be hilarious to play Lady GaGa impersonating Aretha Franklin, just random mashups.
As much as I love the hands-on aspect of the nanny job, there are just way too many problems that arise from crappy Parent/Nanny relations and I want to fix it and not only make this profession more stable but also find a means to create solutions for problems that I'm sure are universal in the nanny realm. I have ideas, boy are they good ones! However my lack of finishing my degree stops me in my tracks, but all in my own time and life path. I just know for sure that my days of working for the powers that be are surely numbered. I think its my age and level of maturity/responsibility that have brought me to this conclusion but I want my own company that I am passionate about and drives me to wake up in the morning. I was watching CNN yesterday and they were talking to Ben Stein about the Wall Street Protest and he said something that struck me. Work is a blessing. I'm happy for the time I get to wake up and go to work, it gives me self satisfaction that I'm doing something I love and boosts my self esteem that I can do what I do, it fills my day and makes me happy. If we all should adopt that opinion I think that the world would spin a little easier.
Hey Ellen DeGeneres, here is my other dream: Can I be your other partner with Portia and become Kings and Queen of the Gay Talkshow Host Mafia? I really want to have my own talkshow that promotes goodness in the world and has a track of revolving co-hosts that I would find supremely entertaining. I think its a banging idea. Oprah, call me. Anderson, do you want to get together and compare notes and promote our shows? I'm in! You can be part of the mafia too, obvi, even the mascot if you would be interested you sexy silver fox. I love everything your about and your shows inspire me to be more rounded and knowledgable, plus mad respect for demanding your private personal life. You go girl!
Well I think that shall conclude my jewels of wisdom for the day. If you haven't already purchased your personal copy of The Places that Scare You, please do. It will lift you all the way up to a HAPPY PLACE!!! That's my story...
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